She's a witch! She's a witch! But how do we know she is a witch?

The death toll in the suburbs has increased rapidly over the past few years. The bear attacks in the suburbs have frightened many people, but what if it’s not the bears fault. What if the true blame lies with the idiotic people we call fair citizens? These citizens, who live in these suburbs, have left out garbage every week. They have left last night’s barbecue on the picnic table, being beacons of hope for the poor bears. As the bear’s eat these “throw a ways”, these citizens come and startle the bears; the bears attack in fear, not anger. The citizens blame the Nature lovers in America, or the forest rangers; they do not realize it’s their fault! But do are fair citizens realize anything is their fault? American schools have produced dim-witted who don’t think for themselves. Who blindly listen to, or read, our politicians or popular individuals. Like James Patterson, “but I digress for to speak his name is to summon his awful presence” (Whites Kid’s U’ Know). I understand he is liked by many individuals, but does any author need three whole bookcases at Hastings. Come on, we get it; you like to write, but really, three bookcases? At the least he is not like Stephanie Meyer, who has brought around a craze that needs to die now; for the good of the country, and the good of the world. Now, before you crucify me, I do have a confession to make. I have read all of the twilight series; I have also read a few of the Maximum Ride series. I read these books in moments of weakness, but have since been seen the error of my ways. But our fair suburbians have not. They still read twilight, and are now wearing “team Jacob,” or “go Edward,” shirts that further frighten the poor bears.  So in a sense, twilight is to blame for the bear attacks. This is just another reason this craze needs to be demolished. If twilight has this kind of effect on our suburbians, then the only conclusion we can make about Stephanie Meyer is "She's a Witch!!"