Saturday, January 8, 2011

Exploring Uncharted Waters

I personally like trying new things, even though I start off a bit nervous when these new situations start. There is a part of me that doesn't want to have change, and doesn't like "uncharted waters." I try to ignore that part of me, most of the time. Despite my feelings toward the unfamiliar, I  find myself preparing for change. For example, I am almost fully prepared for the zombie apocalypse that will soon strike our world. All I have left to obtain is 20,000 feet of high quality rope, and 10,000 pounds of Twinkies. I personally have never been in a zombie apocalypse, however I do feel that I am prepared for this situation. I am at peace with the dead reanimating, and I can also say that I am looking forward to this predicament. That is mainly because these vampire lovers will finally see they have gotten everything wrong and will meet their just reward for not preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Even though I am prepared for zombies to attack, there are other unfamiliar territories, and unfamiliar people, that I hope I never have contact with. Like Chinese hotel owners, a homeless person who wants to touch my feet, 5th graders, and many more things that simply frighten me. Even so, I realize change happens. As we live, life will put us in unfamiliar places. All I can do is try my best, pray, and hope I have enough money for take out. Everything else usually falls into place.

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1 comment:

  1. Josh, the things you come up with.. lol I like reading your stuff though, it makes me laugh. I am pretty much the same as you with the trying new things, but wanting things to stay the same ordeal. I can get pretty bored with "same" and am usually up for "out with the old, in with the new" kind of idea, however change scares me to death.. how is a person supposed to handle something so frightening as that?! I hadn't ever thought of Zombie's taking over our planet, I will forever be looking over my shoulder now... thanks a lot!!! lol :)

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